Kunden som ville ha flottigt hår

- Do you have like oil for the hair? frågade en kund mig i kassan häromdagen.

- No, sorry, we don't.

- Are you sure?

- Yes, I am.

- It's like vaseline but for the hair?

- Yes, I understand but we have nothing like that.

- What is this? (pillar på en vaxburk)

- Wax.

- And this? (tar nästa burk)

- Wax.

- Do you know what that oil i called?

- No, sorry, I don't.

- Is this it? (petar i en burk med hårinpackning)

- No, that's like a conditioner.

- Ah!

*tystnad*

- And what is this?

- It's like that one you tried, svarar jag och pekar på den första burken hon fingrade på.

- Ok. But what is this?

- Same...